she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
time to smoke my breakfast
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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