Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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