If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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