so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
