I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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