He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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