Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Randomize