Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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