At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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