I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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