If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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