its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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