She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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