I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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