the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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