I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
only if we run a train.
done.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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