never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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