its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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