I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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