***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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