I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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