No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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