she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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