so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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