I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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