Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
And then he peed in my hair
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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