Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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