He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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