You just made me feel so damn special
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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