I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I see more hoeing in ur future
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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