I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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