Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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