I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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