What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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