Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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