she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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