and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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