Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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