oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Couch. On fire.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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