On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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