I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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