The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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