did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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