Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We got so high we made milksteak
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
soo... how was my night?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
