you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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