we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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