You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
