The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
