Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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