White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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