we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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